Friday, April 18, 2008

The Lighter Side

Today I found some "make-you-think" questions and thought I'd share it with you for a change. If you have any answers, let me know! Have a blessed day!

DEEP THOUGHTS
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything? Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live with women?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha you can always find some good sayings like that

Anonymous said...

Interesting questions that only a woman can answer and man would not understand.
My question along the same line is why is it the same people who drink iced tea in the dead of winter say it is too hot to drink coffee in the summer?

Liferhymes